Stop online piracy. Stop the madness. Stop a sign. Stop making sense and definitely stop making incense. Stop what you’re doing, cuz I’m about to ruin yet another dress shirt with spaghetti sauce.
Hey. Hey what?
You’ve got to know your limits, that’s what. And here are the top five limits to know:
1. Limit your breathing. It’s too loud and frankly, we’ve all been a little upset with you for it. Bring donuts tomorrow.
2. Limit your intelligence. No one likes a Smarty Mcsmart person except when their computer breaks and then it’s “oh hey, smart friend, how’s it going, look, my computer’s broken, frownies :((“. Anyway, can it Dukes of Whizzard.
3. Limit your walking the walk (but thumbs up for talking the talk). I don’t even know where to begin, so just stop it.
4. Limit your intake of cat food. Really, come on. We shouldn’t have to talk about this. That’s for kitty.
5. Limit your intake of cat photos. Seems obvious once you think about it. Oh sure they’re cute and furry and seem harmless, and oh sure I’ll just put about a thousand million of these photos in my head forever. Don’t do it, that’s a slippery, furry slope straight to Hell town, population you and the other lonelies.
Okay, phew. That’s it. I’m limiting myself right now. Stay STRONG, stay FERTILE and nap often.
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