Well, I’ve had a blog for a day now and written *5* posts, so I imagine the lucrative book deal should be coming shortly.
After I get that going (next week?) it’ll be a whirlwind of media exposure, mobbed mall appearances and desperate pleas from Tony Danza to produce his musical “Only When I’m Dancing”.
So, if you hadn’t yet taken the opportunity to ingratiate yourself into my inner circle, sorry, but it’s too late as I’m (practically) a celebrity. You may wish to stalk me, but I’m pretty sure all the good stalking spots have been taken.
That’s the fast life of a blogger in the blogosphere! Meanwhile (Tuesday?) I’m going to be polishing my pseudo-Continental accent and finding a family member to resent (actually already working on that one).
Today I’ll phone up (that’s how we talk) a few B-level celebs to hang with (I’m already giving back).
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I am the Twitter Whale of blogs. At 5 posts a day, you are definitely doing well and I applaud you for that. In the fast-paced world of the cut-throat blogosphere, it’s important to remember that there are always second chances. Seriously though, I enjoy the posts and it is nice to get out of that 140 character prison where we are all B-level celebs. Look forward to reading ya’!
Thank you! I like your STRONG thought on second chances. We who are wealthy in chances are wealthy indeed.