by Hosey on January 22, 2011
Gosh, I was just thinking about sharing and I had the idea that I could SHARE what I think about it. That’s the power of a BLOG. So you might not know it, but sharing is just the most essential thing in this whole experience we call LIFE. It’s not easy–you’ve got to be strong. Giving up stuff you would normally keep and hoard and put in order of size in your glass display case except for that one extra special figurine of the pig in a dress playing jumprope that’s just too charming and what a deal can’t believe you found it in a shoebox of all places a Discovery Shop in Tacoma the smell came right off with a quick wash in toothpaste and vinegar just as you knew it would. Well, that’s not easy AT ALL.
What’s the most precious thing you’ve given away?
by Hosey on January 21, 2011
Well, I’ve had a blog for a day now and written *5* posts, so I imagine the lucrative book deal should be coming shortly.
After I get that going (next week?) it’ll be a whirlwind of media exposure, mobbed mall appearances and desperate pleas from Tony Danza to produce his musical “Only When I’m Dancing”.
So, if you hadn’t yet taken the opportunity to ingratiate yourself into my inner circle, sorry, but it’s too late as I’m (practically) a celebrity. You may wish to stalk me, but I’m pretty sure all the good stalking spots have been taken.
That’s the fast life of a blogger in the blogosphere! Meanwhile (Tuesday?) I’m going to be polishing my pseudo-Continental accent and finding a family member to resent (actually already working on that one).
Today I’ll phone up (that’s how we talk) a few B-level celebs to hang with (I’m already giving back).
by Hosey on January 21, 2011
I have a goal. My goal is to gain facial weight as I age. My eyelids should eventually grow fatter and droop together so that when I’m giving a joint interview with my wife, she does most of the talking and I just sit nodding. You won’t be able to tell if I’m just very agreeable or napping. It’s not all eyelids–it will take some time and work practicing of the art of nod-napping to get it right, but I think it will be worth the effort.
I may also have to work heavy breathing into my gestalt of social presentation.
by Hosey on January 21, 2011
The people (person) have (has) clamored, so the blog will continue. I will write mostly about things I see, hear and don’t know. But I am responsive to YOUR NEEDS. I pledge to keep my mind supple and flexible in the face of your INSATIABLE demands for content. DO YOU WANT T-SHIRTS? I can macramé too. Mostly owls, but sometimes plant hangers.
This is exhausting me. Like a FAN over the stove, you exhaust me. I will now go replenish my wells of creation (snack and/or nap).
by Hosey on January 19, 2011
STRENGTH is so important. In any walk of life, you’ve got to be kind, sure, but you’ve also got to sometimes be strong. STRENGTH takes guts and sometimes arms and legs too. Occasionally brains, but honestly not that often. And money, okay, money is a key thing too. ENOUGH with the HELPING already.
See, that was STRENGTH. And wow, it feels so good.
by Hosey on October 5, 2010
That’s why I’m here, to share things we like, don’t like and to talk in funny voices. Some people aren’t really aware that their voices are funny. Like that guy on TV with the super hair and plastic suit, he doesn’t know he sounds funny. I’m sure he hasn’t read my letters yet, otherwise he wouldn’t keep showing up on the TV being funny sounding.