Introducing: Kulinary Korner

by Hosey on January 22, 2011

Let’s face it, cooking is hard. Eating can be hard too. Luckily, I’m here to help. In this new feature I call “Kulinary Korner”, I will share my years of experience being repelled by the making and eating of food–and overcoming it!

Here are some simple rules to have you making and eating better meals in 10 minutes:

1. Cheese sauce can HELP.

2. Cheese sauce canĀ NOTĀ help beverages.

3. Whiskey before beer, in the clear. Whiskey before breakfasts, you might have a problem.

4. Jerk chicken has some explaining to do. Actually, a lot. AVOID

5. Left overs built this country, at least the poor part.

6. The baking aisle of the grocery store is inhabited by wyverns. AVOID

7. Fire cooks food, and cleans too, if you use the right dinnerware.

Go now with these simple rules and eat well!

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