I have a goal. My goal is to gain facial weight as I age. My eyelids should eventually grow fatter and droop together so that when I’m giving a joint interview with my wife, she does most of the talking and I just sit nodding. You won’t be able to tell if I’m just very agreeable or napping. It’s not all eyelids–it will take some time and work practicing of the art of nod-napping to get it right, but I think it will be worth the effort.
I may also have to work heavy breathing into my gestalt of social presentation.
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