Atmospheric Engineer III

by Hosey on January 30, 2011

Dear Ms. Blackstone,

I am excited to be considered for the position of Atmospheric Engineer III at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. I hope my enclosed resume demonstrates that my analytical and technical skills and diverse atmospheric experience place me as a strong candidate for the job. I am also an avid fan of clouds. Thank you for considering my application.

Few days go by that I don’t contemplate the wonder and majesty of a cirrus or a cumulonimbus cloud. But aside from that I am not at all dreamy or considered a “head in the clouds” type . I am also extremely practical and well-suited to an engineer job such as this one. My father once read a biography on the founder of Radio Shack and would constantly tell us about his non-nonsense qualities. That had a big impact on me. Additionally I have a keen awareness as to the budget constraints currently facing a government organization. I have a long standing relationship with money. I have had a coin collection from the age of six and I still look at it now and again.

Given that I have no direct experience as an engineer, I would like to take this opportunity to display some of my more technical thinking:

LOGIC: Not all people can be dentists, in fact they aren’t.

DEDUCTION: Instructions say to use two scoops of coffee to make a pot of coffee. Pots of coffee are different sizes. Making coffee is hard.

INDUCTION: Sometimes there are blank pages at the end of a book. No one really knows why. Q.E.D.

In closing, I feel that my ample experience being employed and my firm grasp of scientific principles make me the perfect candidate for the job. Please feel free to contact me at your leisure.

Yours Truly,

M. Hosey

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